Zack: Hey bros just was released from my thousand year slumber by a curse scarab or whatever and I'm ready to shred some planks bros. What do you say we head down to the library and grind some beef 720 style?
Steve: I think a mummy would be pretty good at skateboarding. He's already all padded up with bandages what's the worst that could happen?Zack: No way, those things are all dried out from sitting in a desert for the last thousand years. They'd screw up a kick flip and end up cut in half crotch-first.
Steve: Tell that to Tony Hawk.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.