Zack: Hey bros just was released from my thousand year slumber by a curse scarab or whatever and I'm ready to shred some planks bros. What do you say we head down to the library and grind some beef 720 style?
Steve: I think a mummy would be pretty good at skateboarding. He's already all padded up with bandages what's the worst that could happen?Zack: No way, those things are all dried out from sitting in a desert for the last thousand years. They'd screw up a kick flip and end up cut in half crotch-first.
Steve: Tell that to Tony Hawk.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.