Zack: Hey bros just was released from my thousand year slumber by a curse scarab or whatever and I'm ready to shred some planks bros. What do you say we head down to the library and grind some beef 720 style?
Steve: I think a mummy would be pretty good at skateboarding. He's already all padded up with bandages what's the worst that could happen?Zack: No way, those things are all dried out from sitting in a desert for the last thousand years. They'd screw up a kick flip and end up cut in half crotch-first.
Steve: Tell that to Tony Hawk.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.