Steve: That badge better entitle the mummy cop to some freebies at the falafel stand.
Zack: Sure you could build a pyramid and fill with treasure and put all your organs in jars and make a giant tomb and bury your servants orrrr your spirit could fly into a wallet. Whichever is more convenient.
Steve: The ancient blue scrolls of Carusohotep.
Zack: *Looks at withered mummy victim lying on pier*
Zack: "I guess we'll have to..." *flies into wallet, speaks from inside wallet photograph* "...wrap this one up." Yeaaaaaaaaaaah!
Tucker Carlson's idiot brother just called New York mayor Bill de Blasio's spokeswoman a "LabiaFace."
Hey, have you guys ever seen a picture of a cat before? Well, guess what. It’s your lucky day, because I’m mixing the concept of a picture of my cat with the concept of the Internet!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.