Steve: That badge better entitle the mummy cop to some freebies at the falafel stand.
Zack: Sure you could build a pyramid and fill with treasure and put all your organs in jars and make a giant tomb and bury your servants orrrr your spirit could fly into a wallet. Whichever is more convenient.
Steve: The ancient blue scrolls of Carusohotep.
Zack: *Looks at withered mummy victim lying on pier*
Zack: "I guess we'll have to..." *flies into wallet, speaks from inside wallet photograph* "...wrap this one up." Yeaaaaaaaaaaah!
The most beautiful woman on all of Facebook is no longer just enchanting your Facebook feed. She's here, y'all!
These sponges will make your hair WHITE and your teeth CURLY.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.