Dungeons & Dragons Module B3: "Palace of the Silver Princess" (Part 2)
Steve: Alright, I am clearing out of this dump and taking the ruby to the baroness woman of Gulluvia for my reward.
Zack: The baroness is a haughty and cruel woman. She offers you 3,000 gold pieces or she will take the ruby from you with her army.
Steve: I guess I'll take the money and use it to finance a reunion tour. Bring back the ghost band, swing through some skeleton cities, play the classics.
Zack: Unfortunately, Yngwulf Maimsteen dies of old age a few days after selling the ruby.
Steve: It is a fittingly tragic ending for this dark hero. May he take his rightful place among the pantheons of metal. Did he at least gain a level?
Zack: Yes, he made it to the big 4.
Steve: That adventure seemed a little short to me.
Zack: Really? It seemed endless to me. I confess, I might have rearranged the map there at the end to save you navigating a maze full of acolytes and pit traps and go right from the ruby room to Charmander's lair.
Steve: That guy...I tell you what, it was all worth it to put a stop to his molesting.
Zack: Steve, he wasn't actually a molester.
Steve: I had the letters to prove it!
Zack: Goodbye folks!