The Art of Vampire: The Masquerade (1990s)

Zack: Kramer's girlfriend finally got someone to wear the puffy shirt.
Steve: These are the dudes in Vampire who keep those twink dungeons you keep talking about.
Zack: Do they practice S&M magic?
Zack: Wait, don't answer that. I don't want to start down this road again.
Steve: No, they like make monsters out of people and change their bodies using their powers.
Zack: Do they usually turn into effeminate Klingon pirates?
Steve: Exclusively.
