More Art of Vampire: The Maquerade (1990s)
Steve: No, not Timothy Bradstreet!
Zack: This is the cover of a totally serious book. I would go so far as to say it's an overly serious book. Like a funeral home's guest book with stats for making monsters out of shadows.
Steve: You know when you press your thumb on the little screen of a calculator and the numbers all fudge up and it leaves an impression of your thumb?
Steve: Oh, alright.
Zack: Are you saying this guy is a calculator?
Steve: I was talking about his head.
Zack: He's a human calculator.Steve: Obviously not he's a vampire. But I bet being immortal they are pretty good at math.