Zack: Hey, Mom, do you mind if I use your glamor photo for my art project?
Steve: Walmart portrait center by night.
Zack: She looks so friendly and dumb. Like Juliette Lewis if she worked as a waitress at a Big Boy.
Zack: So exactly like Juliette Lewis.
Steve: I think this art is pretty awesome. It would look great airbrushed onto the back of a denim vest.Zack: Oh, sure, that's easy to say because all art looks better on denim.
Steve: The medium is the message.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.