Zack: Hey, Mom, do you mind if I use your glamor photo for my art project?

Steve: Walmart portrait center by night.

Zack: She looks so friendly and dumb. Like Juliette Lewis if she worked as a waitress at a Big Boy.

Zack: So exactly like Juliette Lewis.

Steve: I think this art is pretty awesome. It would look great airbrushed onto the back of a denim vest.

Zack: Oh, sure, that's easy to say because all art looks better on denim.

Steve: The medium is the message.

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