Zack: Hey, Mom, do you mind if I use your glamor photo for my art project?
Steve: Walmart portrait center by night.
Zack: She looks so friendly and dumb. Like Juliette Lewis if she worked as a waitress at a Big Boy.
Zack: So exactly like Juliette Lewis.
Steve: I think this art is pretty awesome. It would look great airbrushed onto the back of a denim vest.Zack: Oh, sure, that's easy to say because all art looks better on denim.
Steve: The medium is the message.
With college finals approaching, it's time once again for Microsoft Word autosummaries of all the old, boring books you were supposed to read.
"Don't you get it? What we have to understand is it's them or us. It can't be all of us, or one. It's got to be us, or they become it. Then we lose what makes us we."
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.