Zack: Hey, Mom, do you mind if I use your glamor photo for my art project?
Steve: Walmart portrait center by night.
Zack: She looks so friendly and dumb. Like Juliette Lewis if she worked as a waitress at a Big Boy.
Zack: So exactly like Juliette Lewis.
Steve: I think this art is pretty awesome. It would look great airbrushed onto the back of a denim vest.Zack: Oh, sure, that's easy to say because all art looks better on denim.
Steve: The medium is the message.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.