Zack: Hey, Mom, do you mind if I use your glamor photo for my art project?
Steve: Walmart portrait center by night.
Zack: She looks so friendly and dumb. Like Juliette Lewis if she worked as a waitress at a Big Boy.
Zack: So exactly like Juliette Lewis.
Steve: I think this art is pretty awesome. It would look great airbrushed onto the back of a denim vest.Zack: Oh, sure, that's easy to say because all art looks better on denim.
Steve: The medium is the message.
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gee, sun, thanks for life and warmth and light. you totally did it on purpose and aren't just a stupid exploding deathtrap
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.