Steve: No, not Timothy Bradstreet!
Zack: This is the cover of a totally serious book. I would go so far as to say it's an overly serious book. Like a funeral home's guest book with stats for making monsters out of shadows.
Steve: You know when you press your thumb on the little screen of a calculator and the numbers all fudge up and it leaves an impression of your thumb?
Steve: Oh, alright.
Zack: Are you saying this guy is a calculator?
Steve: I was talking about his head.
Zack: He's a human calculator.Steve: Obviously not he's a vampire. But I bet being immortal they are pretty good at math.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
This is where the excerpt from an article usually goes. Since the content of this update is only intended for cool people, I refuse to place a single word in the path of blundering normal people.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.