Zack: "Alas, poor Jordan. I knew him well."
Dr. Thorpe: "How the hell did this get in my butt!?"
Zack: Maybe he's watching that Gaudy Arabian war vet guy fight the tarantula on his carpet.
Dr. Thorpe: It's gotta be a tough call whether or not to use his $120 shoe to smash that tarantula.
Zack: In six months time that white hat is going to be hanging next to that visor on the back wall. Then he'll be wearing a bright orange top hat and contemplating his 150 dollar shoes.