Tattoo SWAT
Dr. Thorpe: Well, I think we've found the biggest fan of Lorenzo Lamas's "Renegade" that we're ever likely to find.
Zack: That face up in the sky looks like the poster for "Chinatown." "Forget about it Jake, it's a woman's back." Lorenzo looks like he's driving on a topographic map of the Rockies.
Dr. Thorpe: I thought he was driving over the ocean. Stranger things have happened in tattoos.
Zack: Yeah, I have seen motorcycles being driven by skeletons flying past giant wolves. But why would there be a tree growing out of the ocean?
Dr. Thorpe: Forget about it Zack, it's Renegade.


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