Children's Letters to Dracula

The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.

• Infected Stretchmark?
• Sound Card and Ventrilo Issues
• Game of Thrones Episode 308: "Second Sons"
• Going to St Louis for 4 days; am I going to get mugged?
• MLB GDT 5/18: Robinson Can-own.
• Viruses locking down my parents laptops
• Chaos is a Ladder: Let's Play CKII's A Game of Thrones Mod! (SSLP)
• My belly button was bleeding