The Scroll of Unfortunate Prophecy Predicts: Cinema

The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.

• Laptop LCD Screen
• Don't have negative thoughts! Let's Play Faxanadu
• DC Comics Death Watch: We cope by making up WCW analogies
• RIP Ford Australia
• [Ars Magica] Aristotle and the Goblet of Fire
• PSO2: explore new worlds, seek out new life, and beat the shit out of it
• CM Storm Trigger - Mechanical Gaming Keyboard CHERRY MX BLUE Switches $60AR
• Masculinity, American Gun Culture and Mass Violence