F.P.E.T: First Person Exam Taking

The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.

• Soldier Dead After Woolwich Machete Attack (London)
• Patch 5.3 General Discussion: Kick in the Darkspear Rebellion
• Planetside 2: A battle of attrition in a war of infinite resources.
• MLB GDT 5/22: Where have you gone, Tom Kelly?
• Amazon DOTD - PetSafe, Drinkwell, Greenies, and Premier
• RIP Ford Australia
• DIY LED Aquarium Lighting
• Hudson (SA: pioneermax) using map vision and other hacks