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The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.

• MLB GDT 5/21 Cleveland? I didn't know they still had a team!
• NBA Draft Lottery 2013: Oh Balls
• The Powell Tragedy - It's over.
• Just in time for sandal season: nail fungus (I think)!
• Next Generation Xbox Reveal Discussion Thread
• Bizarre USB Mouse/Keyboard, accompanying BSODs and random resets.
• Ask me about working at Disney World
• Awful Book of the Month: Nominations for June