*Looks at warning label on dry-cleaning bag* "Hey Tom, what are you and your monster hog doing after the big game?"
Looking for dudes who want to jo to the opening of Black Rain. Michael Douglas + plastic bag + Yakuza = hell yes a meat locker. NO GAY STUFF. NO DRAMA.
Angry and hopeless Trump voters take heart: there is a man who is out for justice for America.
People can't stop talking about this Donald Trump character. He's said a lot of crude and hateful things over the years, and demonstrated a tremendous lack of judgment, discipline and decency. If you ask me, he's not fit to be our president. In fact, he's not even fit to be mayor of Buffoontown.
Nightmares Fear Factory is BACK, baby!
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