*Looks at warning label on dry-cleaning bag* "Hey Tom, what are you and your monster hog doing after the big game?"
Looking for dudes who want to jo to the opening of Black Rain. Michael Douglas + plastic bag + Yakuza = hell yes a meat locker. NO GAY STUFF. NO DRAMA.
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