*Looks at warning label on dry-cleaning bag* "Hey Tom, what are you and your monster hog doing after the big game?"
Looking for dudes who want to jo to the opening of Black Rain. Michael Douglas + plastic bag + Yakuza = hell yes a meat locker. NO GAY STUFF. NO DRAMA.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
Call of Duty Advanced Warfare promises to up the ante on Kevin Spacey's face in a video game.
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