This guy is either the single kinkiest human being on the planet or the Fetlife equivalent of Tom from Myspace before he went rogue. He possibly is Tom from Myspace.
Put anyone who has ever participated in a drum circle into that trash bag and I'll take a crack at him.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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