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Cowboy Charlie is mighty lonesome! Could use a cowgirl to keep me company on the ol' dusty trail. ;-)
Cowboy Jake M no leter'd
Ol' Floyd Carson I no longer identify myself as a male and would be much obliged if y'all responded in kind.
The Outlaw Johnny Hunt ain't no law in all of Bismarck that can catch hide nor hair of me.
Vaquero Esquerra is going to have his revenge.
Rapid City Russ is heading to the saloon.
Tall James McGinley is now listed as lonesome.
John Red Eagle gonna scalp the next white bastard to yell "woo boo boo" at me.
Blackboots McCoy lost at poker again. Done bet the spurs off my boots, too.
Yodelin' Red Paskiewicz ain't no situation yet I can't yodel my way out of
Chicago Bill shot a man the other day. Ain't proud. Had to be done.
Sooty Stan Done lost my conk in Cheyenne. Shoot!
Cowboy Bradley is thinking about his new saddle. One more week.
Rutherford Griffith Ain't nobody worth a hoot in the saloons tonight. Gonna perambulate for a spell.
Vaquero Paco mi caballo esta enfermo, ay de mi
Tallahassee Percy ridin' out tonight. Any sons of bitches worth their salt can come along.
Clumsy Buford, Sheriff Red and Dirty Dave Baker updated their daguerreotypes.
Wild Ron is drinking whiskey tonight.
Bronco Bob moseying on over to the brothel.
Duke stetson announces brand new hat... right after i just bought mine! how do you like them apples?
Big Henry Haskell is sick of bad drivers. Get yer wagons off my gosh darn trails, you greenhorned galoots.
Wenatchee Kid gonna rustle up some grub
Cincinnati Pete forgot to empty my spittoon... ain't never makin' that mistake again, no sir.
Green Chaps McGee Horse ran off and so did wife. Gonna go jump into a cactus patch, consarnit!
Hoagy Calhoun Hell, at this point my horse got nicer shoes than me.
Tiny Madison ain't got no recollection of what he done with his lasso. Boy howdy!
Mad Bill Boothe gonna shoot that barber after what he did to my mustache. Ain't no law gonna disagree, either.
Tex Crawford WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Woo! Woo!
Prospectin' Doyle one of these days I'm gonna strike it rich. You'll see!
Bad James Randall heard a discouraging word :(
Doc Beauzerau had to ether a consumptive whore three times fore she finally ceased her hollerin
