Experimental Weapons of War
Glorious "spacemountain" has created the real tank killer!
"Svartt" has the ultimate symbol of manliness. Oh wait, he has the next ultimate symbol of manliness.
"Jack Handey" probably pulled this out of one of Zack Parsons' wet dreams.
"Wallwhacker" has apparently only seen one movie in her life:
"CarryTheZero" is available to babysit your kids if you need him.