"DaShoe" also would ilke to give you cancer.
"CupBoy" considers lungs and restraining orders his worst enemies.
"darthphunk" does not understand your fascination with his forbidden box of mystery!
"captain orbital" is a little too pimp for any war. And by that I mean he's very gay.
"TunaSled" inadvertently took all the death and injury out of war:
You Will Read This Headline. Then You'll Laugh. Then You'll Realize You Were Wrong All Along.
'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
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