"DaShoe" also would ilke to give you cancer.
"CupBoy" considers lungs and restraining orders his worst enemies.
"darthphunk" does not understand your fascination with his forbidden box of mystery!
"captain orbital" is a little too pimp for any war. And by that I mean he's very gay.
"TunaSled" inadvertently took all the death and injury out of war:
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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