"DaShoe" also would ilke to give you cancer.
"CupBoy" considers lungs and restraining orders his worst enemies.
"darthphunk" does not understand your fascination with his forbidden box of mystery!
"captain orbital" is a little too pimp for any war. And by that I mean he's very gay.
"TunaSled" inadvertently took all the death and injury out of war:
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
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