"DaShoe" also would ilke to give you cancer.

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"darthphunk" does not understand your fascination with his forbidden box of mystery!

"captain orbital" is a little too pimp for any war. And by that I mean he's very gay.

"TunaSled" inadvertently took all the death and injury out of war:

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