"DaShoe" also would ilke to give you cancer.
"CupBoy" considers lungs and restraining orders his worst enemies.
"darthphunk" does not understand your fascination with his forbidden box of mystery!
"captain orbital" is a little too pimp for any war. And by that I mean he's very gay.
"TunaSled" inadvertently took all the death and injury out of war:
Do all of your holiday shopping in the Star Citizen online store! We have great deals on space ships for a game that may not be released for years. Think of these as investments in your future enjoyment.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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