Mixed-Up Sidekicks!
I searched for "Jason Alexander fake" and found nothing but Britney stuff, so I guess this Bloody Holly image is legit!
Elsewhere in Saint Sputnik's crazy mismatched world, Miss Piggy clings to Howie Long.
Saint Sputnik swears "there was an old Gumby episode where he stole a hamburger and then went to hell and an evil Pokey force-fed him hamburgers til he almost exploded," and Esplanade somehow tapped into that memory.
Bonnie and Louise didn't work alone. Thelma and Clyde didn't work alone. And they were the best. But Big L does.
