"RedReverend" purifies action figures. So wait, is SS Johan's rival called "Jew Commander"?
"KaptainMyke" gives kids a lovely little toy I'm sure everyone will love:
Inspirational "Shawnatrip" brings us the hottest Aryan muscleman since Dolph Lundgren. Hey wait, this practically is Dolph Lundgren!
"Mr_Schmoo" rewrites the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame to include... oh hell.