Photoshopping the Library of Congress
"Phil Connors" scores some points with our self service demographic:

Wonder indeed! Thank "Crazy Achmed" for bringing us this:

The evil spider comes courtesy of "ManiacClown" and his expansive collection:

SEGUE TIME! "Sandamnit" likes to keep things simple:

Segregation like this used to be quite common, as shown by "Noodles":

