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Sunday, July 5, 2009 by Chris "Kewpuh" Binkley

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Don't get your jollies off fantasizing about that you faggot.

Not gonna tell you guys how this guy performs the castration, but just assume that it's safe.

Hold on girl, let me go grab my Saran Wrap and condom and we can get down to business.

Yea, dumbass. What the fuck are you gonna do with an empty sack.

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