Getupmove, TeenSpot and SixShot
If I wrote a dictionary I could say that teenagers are stupid by definition. Until I learn enough words to do that you'll just have to take my word for it.
You'll be seeing The-Bomb on Maury before too long.
Watch your futures end.
I don't think you've thought your plan all the way through.
dont_ask is just cranky because his mom wouldn't let him get his lip pierced.
Forget the doctor, try a vacuum.
Forget the vacuum, call the Orkin man.