If I wrote a dictionary I could say that teenagers are stupid by definition. Until I learn enough words to do that you'll just have to take my word for it.
You'll be seeing The-Bomb on Maury before too long.
Watch your futures end.
I don't think you've thought your plan all the way through.
dont_ask is just cranky because his mom wouldn't let him get his lip pierced.
Forget the doctor, try a vacuum.
Forget the vacuum, call the Orkin man.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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