If I wrote a dictionary I could say that teenagers are stupid by definition. Until I learn enough words to do that you'll just have to take my word for it.
You'll be seeing The-Bomb on Maury before too long.
Watch your futures end.
I don't think you've thought your plan all the way through.
dont_ask is just cranky because his mom wouldn't let him get his lip pierced.
Forget the doctor, try a vacuum.
Forget the vacuum, call the Orkin man.
Someone told TIME magazine about trolling and now we all just have to deal with it.
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
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