If I wrote a dictionary I could say that teenagers are stupid by definition. Until I learn enough words to do that you'll just have to take my word for it.
You'll be seeing The-Bomb on Maury before too long.
Watch your futures end.
I don't think you've thought your plan all the way through.
dont_ask is just cranky because his mom wouldn't let him get his lip pierced.
Forget the doctor, try a vacuum.
Forget the vacuum, call the Orkin man.
The CEO of Lobstero, makers of the expensive home Lobster System, responds to recent unfavorable headlines about hand-squeezing a lobster out of one of the company's Lobster Packs.
Should you call someone a Nazi? The answer will surprise you.
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