If I wrote a dictionary I could say that teenagers are stupid by definition. Until I learn enough words to do that you'll just have to take my word for it.
You'll be seeing The-Bomb on Maury before too long.
Watch your futures end.
I don't think you've thought your plan all the way through.
dont_ask is just cranky because his mom wouldn't let him get his lip pierced.
Forget the doctor, try a vacuum.
Forget the vacuum, call the Orkin man.
Do you wish to know what computers will be doing in the year to come? With a sigh I shall exert the minimal effort it takes to reveal all. Feel free to print out these predictions and share them with your friends via fax.
Old mixed signals feeling a little stale? Try some new ones!
day 2: still working on the car
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