If I wrote a dictionary I could say that teenagers are stupid by definition. Until I learn enough words to do that you'll just have to take my word for it.

You'll be seeing The-Bomb on Maury before too long.

Watch your futures end.

I don't think you've thought your plan all the way through.

dont_ask is just cranky because his mom wouldn't let him get his lip pierced.

Forget the doctor, try a vacuum.

Forget the vacuum, call the Orkin man.

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