"lol" now stands for "what I just said, that was a lie"
Men like it when you punch their balls rapidly like one of those little punching bags.
It would hurt your wallet if she takes the $400 and leaves halfway through.
You should get started finding good beggin' spots and alleyways to sleep in.
It would be sagitory if she was about 70.
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