"lol" now stands for "what I just said, that was a lie"
Men like it when you punch their balls rapidly like one of those little punching bags.
It would hurt your wallet if she takes the $400 and leaves halfway through.
You should get started finding good beggin' spots and alleyways to sleep in.
It would be sagitory if she was about 70.
How can we better be sold to by multinational corporations?
They told us to stop playing videogames on a school night. If only we'd ignored them.
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