"lol" now stands for "what I just said, that was a lie"

Men like it when you punch their balls rapidly like one of those little punching bags.

Get married.

It would hurt your wallet if she takes the $400 and leaves halfway through.

You should get started finding good beggin' spots and alleyways to sleep in.

It would be sagitory if she was about 70.

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