"lol" now stands for "what I just said, that was a lie"
Men like it when you punch their balls rapidly like one of those little punching bags.
It would hurt your wallet if she takes the $400 and leaves halfway through.
You should get started finding good beggin' spots and alleyways to sleep in.
It would be sagitory if she was about 70.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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