"lol" now stands for "what I just said, that was a lie"
Men like it when you punch their balls rapidly like one of those little punching bags.
It would hurt your wallet if she takes the $400 and leaves halfway through.
You should get started finding good beggin' spots and alleyways to sleep in.
It would be sagitory if she was about 70.
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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