You are a beautiful flower.
You know how magicians pull a tablecloth out from under a set table? Same kind of thing with bras.
Touching something that grows bigger and blows? She must be talking about his collection of Star Wars prequels.
Everyone loves you!
What's missing in your life is your brain's higher reasoning ability.
Your friends will never forgive you for using that loophole to win the virginity-losing contest.
In a Something Awful exclusive, we reveal the true state of Darren Wilson after his harrowing encounter with Michael Brown.
gee, sun, thanks for life and warmth and light. you totally did it on purpose and aren't just a stupid exploding deathtrap
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