You are a beautiful flower.
You know how magicians pull a tablecloth out from under a set table? Same kind of thing with bras.
Touching something that grows bigger and blows? She must be talking about his collection of Star Wars prequels.
Everyone loves you!
What's missing in your life is your brain's higher reasoning ability.
Your friends will never forgive you for using that loophole to win the virginity-losing contest.
The valor pigs have been looking over your uniform and trying to find fault. Time to show them how army is done!
You said to submit t-shirt ideas to this e-mail address, so here are some I have come up with.
Video games make it socially acceptable to point at Jane
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