You are a beautiful flower.
You know how magicians pull a tablecloth out from under a set table? Same kind of thing with bras.
Touching something that grows bigger and blows? She must be talking about his collection of Star Wars prequels.
Everyone loves you!
What's missing in your life is your brain's higher reasoning ability.
Your friends will never forgive you for using that loophole to win the virginity-losing contest.
Someone told TIME magazine about trolling and now we all just have to deal with it.
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
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