You are a beautiful flower.
You know how magicians pull a tablecloth out from under a set table? Same kind of thing with bras.
Touching something that grows bigger and blows? She must be talking about his collection of Star Wars prequels.
Everyone loves you!
What's missing in your life is your brain's higher reasoning ability.
Your friends will never forgive you for using that loophole to win the virginity-losing contest.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
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