RESISTANCE
To hold on to such beliefs in this day and age you've got to be willfully ignorant or the victim of a surgeon leaving tools up inside your brain, and there's no better way to get that point across than letting them speak for themselves.
I feel like I'm losing 10 IQ points per hour reading gems from the likes of "Norseman" and "sbrocker8."

They whine now about "apes" playing sports but I didn't see anyone bitching when Air Bud came out.

Beating the hell out of your kids makes them better people. Thanks for the tip, white supremacy guy!

Somewhere, a Dale Earnhardt shrine went unadmired for a few moments.

Holla if you're down with boots.


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