"angry_youth's" skillset and career goals would make him best suited for the job of "Crazy Homeless Guy Who Collects Cans."
Wow, a million babies. That must be one fancy fuckin' doublewide.
"I mean, yeah, we all hate the blacks and wish to see them burn in Hell's hottest flames for all eternity, but how about some punctuation once in a while? We're trying to keep this operation looking professional, you guys."
"angry_youth" does a whole lot more than just live with his folks.
Best damn bear claws ever, though.
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.