"angry_youth's" skillset and career goals would make him best suited for the job of "Crazy Homeless Guy Who Collects Cans."
Wow, a million babies. That must be one fancy fuckin' doublewide.
"I mean, yeah, we all hate the blacks and wish to see them burn in Hell's hottest flames for all eternity, but how about some punctuation once in a while? We're trying to keep this operation looking professional, you guys."
"angry_youth" does a whole lot more than just live with his folks.
Best damn bear claws ever, though.
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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