"angry_youth's" skillset and career goals would make him best suited for the job of "Crazy Homeless Guy Who Collects Cans."

Wow, a million babies. That must be one fancy fuckin' doublewide.

"I mean, yeah, we all hate the blacks and wish to see them burn in Hell's hottest flames for all eternity, but how about some punctuation once in a while? We're trying to keep this operation looking professional, you guys."

"angry_youth" does a whole lot more than just live with his folks.

Best damn bear claws ever, though.

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