Truly, a day those first graders will never forget.

You monster!

If you prick me, do I not... scream racial epithets at the top of my lungs?

Make me some dinner, woman! I'm busy reading this hilarious chapter on Chuck Norris!

Feelings... conflicting inside... MUST... CONSULT... COMPUTER RACISTS...

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