Truly, a day those first graders will never forget.
If you prick me, do I not... scream racial epithets at the top of my lungs?
Make me some dinner, woman! I'm busy reading this hilarious chapter on Chuck Norris!
Feelings... conflicting inside... MUST... CONSULT... COMPUTER RACISTS...
Sir Mix-a-Lot's classic follow up to "Baby Got Back" has serious unintended consequences.
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
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