Truly, a day those first graders will never forget.
If you prick me, do I not... scream racial epithets at the top of my lungs?
Make me some dinner, woman! I'm busy reading this hilarious chapter on Chuck Norris!
Feelings... conflicting inside... MUST... CONSULT... COMPUTER RACISTS...
"Oh, look, it's me from the future! And there's another me, made of anti-matter! All three of us are reaching out towards the exact same point in space, our fingertips on a collision course."
Levi Johnston finally comes clean about his involvement in the Weinstein scandal and details a disgusting incident that required a green screen.
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