"Oh baby, you're white like Luke Skywalker, let's go have sex!" I can definitely tell you guys that this DOES NOT EVER HAPPEN.

Modern day? Star Wars took place a long, long time ago. So, you know, myth busted.

Just wait for "majinsoftware" to sober up and get back to the lab, then the shit's going down.

"Facta Loquuntur" has a lot of fews. A few brain cells, a few teeth, a few broken-down cars in his yard. Just to name a few.

The kids are going to be thrilled, this is WAY better than your old idea of Disneyland.

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