Robert's favorite movies are Casablanca, Citizen Kane, and that one with all the black people getting sprayed with the firehose.

There's no way "Wolf" tore a shirt off of anyone else. Hulk Hogan was ripped to hell and he had trouble ripping shirts. It took him like 15 seconds of straining and that was for his own shirt on his own body, and this guy's still in school and ripping shirts off other people? Bullshit, and fuck 'em for even suggesting it was true.

I think "PURE" forgot the part about getting into his Ferrari and repeatedly jumping over other cars on the drive home.

Dorkmeisters. Why'd it have to be dorkmeisters?

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