That's all I can really say about the update. I wish I could say it was some kind of thing I put a ton of inspired thought into and worked on for weeks but actually I just woke up the other day thinking about old-school WWF and tried to figure out the best way to tie a pink marker in with that. I think it turned out better than my other update idea which was about that new Star Trek movie they're going to make with young Kirk and young Spock. I stopped when I realized the whole update was pretty much "What the hell are they thinking" stretched out to 1300 words and a photoshopped picture of a Borg guy driving a car for some reason.
The answer of course, is no, thanks to this man.
I did this before, but I want to give big ups again to my buds that send forum suggestions in for The Weekend Web. I don't always get around to responding but I wanted to tell you guys that you help out more than you probably know! So thanks!
The fifth phase of the week is upon us. Shops close, bars open, and we are free from the Bosses once more. But They Who Were Before Time await our tribute...
Hungry? Try looking around for a little something called ASTRONAUT FOOD. Or you can hold out until you get to Pluto and look for some berries... if you want to starve to death!
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