That's all I can really say about the update. I wish I could say it was some kind of thing I put a ton of inspired thought into and worked on for weeks but actually I just woke up the other day thinking about old-school WWF and tried to figure out the best way to tie a pink marker in with that. I think it turned out better than my other update idea which was about that new Star Trek movie they're going to make with young Kirk and young Spock. I stopped when I realized the whole update was pretty much "What the hell are they thinking" stretched out to 1300 words and a photoshopped picture of a Borg guy driving a car for some reason.
The answer of course, is no, thanks to this man.
I did this before, but I want to give big ups again to my buds that send forum suggestions in for The Weekend Web. I don't always get around to responding but I wanted to tell you guys that you help out more than you probably know! So thanks!
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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