That's all I can really say about the update. I wish I could say it was some kind of thing I put a ton of inspired thought into and worked on for weeks but actually I just woke up the other day thinking about old-school WWF and tried to figure out the best way to tie a pink marker in with that. I think it turned out better than my other update idea which was about that new Star Trek movie they're going to make with young Kirk and young Spock. I stopped when I realized the whole update was pretty much "What the hell are they thinking" stretched out to 1300 words and a photoshopped picture of a Borg guy driving a car for some reason.
The answer of course, is no, thanks to this man.
I did this before, but I want to give big ups again to my buds that send forum suggestions in for The Weekend Web. I don't always get around to responding but I wanted to tell you guys that you help out more than you probably know! So thanks!
This is the crown jewel of my erotic lamp collection, and a must-have for any serious pleasure lamp collector.
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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