I was sitting on the toilet the other day and I was wondering, "What would it be like if the FAFSA was about Harry Potter?" With today's update my dream has finally come true.
You know, I have never used an image editing program before in my life other than to resize and convert pictures. I can't even match the font much less align the goddamn letters properly. Regardless, it took roughly five hours just to make those godawful images. I didn't even know what a layer was until about a hour into it. Never again my friends. Never again.
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Subject: Woot! A site I'm registered at got on Awful Link!
Wicked. I actually belong to Restricted Section, and you are right, this is some really sick shit. I registered there because fanfiction.net stopped hosting NC-17 content. Restricted section does possess some manner of quality control, but because no type of content is banned, some stories can be highly disturbing.
You should take a look at fanfiction.net It's a lesson in how not to write. At least one in three fics is a Mary Sue, and one in four contains male pregnancy.
I still stand by my favorite pairing. Harry/Voldemort is the ultimate in forbidden love.
I mean, what's the point in fan fiction if you add nothing of your own? Why bother with Ron/Hermione? That brings nothing new to the table.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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