EXCLUSIVE: A PICTURE OF DR. DAVID THORPE IN A TUBE TOP

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Save for some basic exaggerations that I hope made my update go from "unfunny" to "unfunny with some exaggerations," everything I wrote here was true. I did, in fact, eat each of these dishes twice in the last 72 hours, and I have eaten all of them before at some point or another prior to that. For the mathematically disadvantaged, that means that I have eaten each of these things at least three times now. I don't know if I should thank SA Forums user "unitseven" for giving me the idea, or if I should track him down and force him to watch Hunting Humans about fifty times. Speaking of...

Movie Reviews

In my last review I took a critical look at "How to Make a Monster," which was pretty goddamn bad. Well, folks, after watching my next round of review fodder, "Urban Menace," I can honestly say I wish I got to watch "How to Make a Monster" every week. I'll have a review a week from next Wednesday, assuming the DVD doesn't go sentinent and attempt to kill me in my sleep.

Thanks Again

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