Something Awful boasts a proud history of accelerating the aging process, from "Movies That Show Their Age!" to the "Senior Living II: The Oldening" saga to my own ghastly, corpse-like visage. NAG decided to push a new batch of celebrities toward decrepitude, and the SA Forum Goons joined in, because this kind of thing never gets old.
NAG thinks that just because he started this theme, he can get away with posting unaltered Lindsay Lohan photos.
Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't fuck with? SlightButSteady does anyway.
In westborn's composition, we see the secret of the universe's age, and the evolution of the stars.
NAG reveals what might have been.
Do you have what it takes to make it on the ballot?
Tomorrow's tech headlines you never want to see, before you have to see them.
Denzel is here to set the movie scales back to zero. That's what an equalizer does, right?
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!