Something Awful boasts a proud history of accelerating the aging process, from "Movies That Show Their Age!" to the "Senior Living II: The Oldening" saga to my own ghastly, corpse-like visage. NAG decided to push a new batch of celebrities toward decrepitude, and the SA Forum Goons joined in, because this kind of thing never gets old.
NAG thinks that just because he started this theme, he can get away with posting unaltered Lindsay Lohan photos.
Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't fuck with? SlightButSteady does anyway.
In westborn's composition, we see the secret of the universe's age, and the evolution of the stars.
NAG reveals what might have been.
Given our society's obsession with stalking and ridiculing celebrities, it's tempting to seek a life of anonymity. But beware: not being famous has its own hidden costs.
Mass Effect: Andromeda turns its nose up at the original trilogy's rigid morality. It boasts a more nuanced and intellectually compelling shades-of-grey approach in which a heart icon pops up when it's time to tell an alien to take their clothes off.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!