Age People!

Something Awful boasts a proud history of accelerating the aging process, from "Movies That Show Their Age!" to the "Senior Living II: The Oldening" saga to my own ghastly, corpse-like visage. NAG decided to push a new batch of celebrities toward decrepitude, and the SA Forum Goons joined in, because this kind of thing never gets old.

NAG thinks that just because he started this theme, he can get away with posting unaltered Lindsay Lohan photos.

Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't fuck with? SlightButSteady does anyway.

In westborn's composition, we see the secret of the universe's age, and the evolution of the stars.

NAG reveals what might have been.