Mine are real though and genuine.

Khad: GUESS WHAT
Hulkamatt: WHAT
Khad: I SAW TWO SQUIRRELS CHASING EACH OTHER
Khad: THEN
Hulkamatt: bullshit
Khad: THEY WENT INTO THE ROAD
Hulkamatt: oh theres more
Khad: AND THEN
Hulkamatt: OH NO
Khad: ONE GOT HIT
Hulkamatt: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
Khad: THE OTHER RAN THE FUCK AWAY
Hulkamatt: :(
Khad: There was a thump and shit
Khad: No blood though
Hulkamatt: how sad ;(
Khad: They both were like
Khad: When they figured out they had taken their game to the road
Khad: They just stared at the traffic and were all spread out ready to pounce away
Khad: Only one didn't pounce fast enough
Hulkamatt: that sucks :(
Khad: Two squirrels enter. Only one leaves.
Hulkamatt: The Condemned???
Khad: Stone Cold Squirrel Austin
Hulkamatt: GAME ON

– Steve "Khad" Grant

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