In celebration of Halloween, SA's resident fashion goblins Dr. Thorpe and Zack will be dribbling out a spooky Halloween-themed morsel of Fashion SWAT every day until October 30th. On the spookiest of days you will find a special Halloween treat!
This little star won't fumble the ball!
He'll kickoff any party this Halloween. The Football Star pet costume includes: A black and white top with the team emblem on the back. A matching soft football helmet is also included to complete your little quarterback's game day style! Guaranteed to bow-WOW your fellow canines this Halloween!
- Available in Pet Sizes: Small (length 10", chest 16"), Medium (length 12", chest 19"), and Large (length 14", chest 20").
- Includes: Top and helmet.
- 100% Polyester.
- This is an officially licensed ©2007 Playboy costume. PLAYBOY" & RABBIT HEAD DESIGN are trademarks of Playboy.
Dr. Thorpe: I'm dressing my dog up as a baffling mixed metaphor.
Zack: You can dress your other dog up as the IHOP astronaut.
Dr. Thorpe: Next year I'm gonna dress him up as an Aerosmith laundromat.
Zack: I still have my Microsoft lobster costume in the closet somewhere.
Dr. Thorpe: Even the dog is giving you a look like "this shit doesn't even make sense, may as well dress me as a Newsweek bassist."
Zack: We're probably just displaying our ignorance of Playboy products. There is probably a series of Playboy football-themed videos. You know, gauzy lenses, soft-jazz music, girls shaped like living anime figurines, and 45 minutes of a thin premise made slightly tolerable because of toplessness.
Dr. Thorpe: And I'm shocked, SHOCKED to see Playboy lend their iconic bunny logo to a piece of merchandise that is, to say the least, non-canon.
Zack: Once they released that Playboy video game where Hef was having sex and feeding himself and changing his own clothes you knew the empire had decided to ignore canon.
Zack: If they had followed canon he would have been in a hospice being fed applesauce by a Dominican male nurse who doesn't speak English and Hef's Tolkein wives would be out giving blowjobs to A-rod and Pauly Shore.
Dr. Thorpe: Tolkein wives? Are they milves?
Zack: That sounds right. I think they're all finally over 20.
Now with the sun and the warmth and the generally pleasant atmosphere, you can no longer blame the weather for why you've spent the last sixteen hours sitting inside. You'll need to stay on your toes if you want to stay in your chair.
This tuna ain't working, bro, and this gross hot dog needs a one way trip to go live on your uncle's Flavor Farm.
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