Eye Pod, submitted by Jock Nutswell. The Internet is a bottomless pit of conspiracy websites involving UFOs. This one includes horrid HTML transitions, hundreds of thousands of words, stupid background audio and ugly graphics. It's the quintessential UFO conspiracy theorist site for every budding neo-Don Quixote out there swinging at cumulus clouds.
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
Jeff Foxworthy has awakened to the new flesh to tell some redneck jokes.
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