Eye Pod, submitted by Jock Nutswell. The Internet is a bottomless pit of conspiracy websites involving UFOs. This one includes horrid HTML transitions, hundreds of thousands of words, stupid background audio and ugly graphics. It's the quintessential UFO conspiracy theorist site for every budding neo-Don Quixote out there swinging at cumulus clouds.
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2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
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