Zack: You enter the Skeleton's Office. A terrifying space skeleton is seated behind a space desk. There are also space cabinets above him and a space refrigerator next to him.
Steve: Is he busy?
Zack: He seems very busy.
Steve: I sit down and wait for him to be available.
Zack: A day passes.
Steve: I ask him if he's still busy.
Zack: He doesn't reply.
Steve: What is he doing now?
Zack: Sitting motionless in the exact same position as when you entered.
Steve: This guy is a joke. I'm not going to put up with any more of this business. I walk around and I want to see what's on his TV there.
Zack: He is watching skeleton pornography.
Steve: What's happening?
Zack: A skeleton is laying on the ground. There is a basket full of bones on a shelf. Two other skeletons are standing up.Steve: I don't want my donkey to see this and get any ideas. I need to get out of here!
Zack: There's a bathroom across the hall, but you're going to need the Space Skeleton Bathroom Key.
Steve: How do I get that?
Zack: The skeleton gives it to you and reminds you to return it when you're done.
Steve: I take the key, but I don't intend to return it.
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