Steve: I have no defense on this one.
Zack: It's egregious. They don't even seem to have the right number of sides. Way to go, Lee.
Steve: The rabbit guy looks a little bit like Sean Penn.
Zack: And the woman looks a little like Winona Ryder if she was drawn by a child.
Steve: Despite how bad it is it is still kinda creepy.
Zack: Yeah, sure, in the way a Gacy painting is creepy or the way some idiot drawing an alien abduction picture is creepy. Somebody full of evil and with no concept of composition just plopped out a picture. And I think White Wolf paid them for it.
Your lair. Maybe you lure victims to it, maybe you hide in it between killings, or maybe you haunt it 24/7 because you’re tragically confined by a curse. Whatever the situation, for most of us monsters, a living/un-living space is an important part of our identities. In this column, Monstergeddon award winners share their lair tips and techniques!
Works great on my child, who hasn't barked at all for as long as she's worn the apparatus. When she turns three, we will remove it for a trial period.
The famed gonzo otaku journalist writes about the death of gaming culture in 2014.
Try not to break your console while I try not to break my cyber brain.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.