Steve: I have no defense on this one.
Zack: It's egregious. They don't even seem to have the right number of sides. Way to go, Lee.
Steve: The rabbit guy looks a little bit like Sean Penn.
Zack: And the woman looks a little like Winona Ryder if she was drawn by a child.
Steve: Despite how bad it is it is still kinda creepy.
Zack: Yeah, sure, in the way a Gacy painting is creepy or the way some idiot drawing an alien abduction picture is creepy. Somebody full of evil and with no concept of composition just plopped out a picture. And I think White Wolf paid them for it.
Emma Stone was the most paranoid person I had ever met. In private she wore a full suit of medieval armor at all times, visor down.
Welcome to Gamer Hell, where those who committed sins in online games must pay for their crimes against noobs for eternity.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.