Steve: I have no defense on this one.
Zack: It's egregious. They don't even seem to have the right number of sides. Way to go, Lee.
Steve: The rabbit guy looks a little bit like Sean Penn.
Zack: And the woman looks a little like Winona Ryder if she was drawn by a child.
Steve: Despite how bad it is it is still kinda creepy.
Zack: Yeah, sure, in the way a Gacy painting is creepy or the way some idiot drawing an alien abduction picture is creepy. Somebody full of evil and with no concept of composition just plopped out a picture. And I think White Wolf paid them for it.
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