Steve: I have no defense on this one.
Zack: It's egregious. They don't even seem to have the right number of sides. Way to go, Lee.
Steve: The rabbit guy looks a little bit like Sean Penn.
Zack: And the woman looks a little like Winona Ryder if she was drawn by a child.
Steve: Despite how bad it is it is still kinda creepy.
Zack: Yeah, sure, in the way a Gacy painting is creepy or the way some idiot drawing an alien abduction picture is creepy. Somebody full of evil and with no concept of composition just plopped out a picture. And I think White Wolf paid them for it.
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.