Steve: Everybody is having fun. Having a good time. Looks like Changeling is pretty awesome.
Zack: Yeah, okay, if you want to play In the Night Kitchen the RPG and fly around in your magic PJs then be my guest. The rest of us - the adults - will be rolling up our Ghostbusters D6 characters.Steve: Aw, I want to play Ghostbusters RPG.
Zack: Nope. Sorry. You made your bed, now fly through a dreamscape with your fairy friends on it.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.