Steve: This picture is way grosser than it seems like it should be.
Zack: Camel man and body mod Grimace are making me really glad that this is over with.
Steve: Aw, man, we barely touched the tip of the fun with Changeling.
Zack: This was more than enough.
Steve: We didn't get into all the rules about banality and seelie and unseelie and the fun types of fay like the troll dudes. There's a lot to explore.Zack: I feel like I'm dying again, Steve.
Steve: Oh, no, man. That's not cool. What's wrong?
Zack: You, Steve. You are once again killing me. Goodbye folks!
Steve: We'll do more Changelings in the future!Zack: No we won't!
Steve: See you in an upcoming Changeling article.
You Will Read This Headline. Then You'll Laugh. Then You'll Realize You Were Wrong All Along.
'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.