Steve: This picture is way grosser than it seems like it should be.
Zack: Camel man and body mod Grimace are making me really glad that this is over with.
Steve: Aw, man, we barely touched the tip of the fun with Changeling.
Zack: This was more than enough.
Steve: We didn't get into all the rules about banality and seelie and unseelie and the fun types of fay like the troll dudes. There's a lot to explore.
Zack: I feel like I'm dying again, Steve.Steve: Oh, no, man. That's not cool. What's wrong?
Zack: You, Steve. You are once again killing me. Goodbye folks!
Steve: We'll do more Changelings in the future!
Zack: No we won't!Steve: See you in an upcoming Changeling article.
Zack: Noooo!
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.
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