Steve: This picture is way grosser than it seems like it should be.

Zack: Camel man and body mod Grimace are making me really glad that this is over with.

Steve: Aw, man, we barely touched the tip of the fun with Changeling.

Zack: This was more than enough.

Steve: We didn't get into all the rules about banality and seelie and unseelie and the fun types of fay like the troll dudes. There's a lot to explore.

Zack: I feel like I'm dying again, Steve.

Steve: Oh, no, man. That's not cool. What's wrong?

Zack: You, Steve. You are once again killing me. Goodbye folks!

Steve: We'll do more Changelings in the future!

Zack: No we won't!

Steve: See you in an upcoming Changeling article.

Zack: Noooo!

– Zack Parsons and Steve "Malak" Sumner (@sexyfacts4u)

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