Steve: This picture is way grosser than it seems like it should be.
Zack: Camel man and body mod Grimace are making me really glad that this is over with.
Steve: Aw, man, we barely touched the tip of the fun with Changeling.
Zack: This was more than enough.
Steve: We didn't get into all the rules about banality and seelie and unseelie and the fun types of fay like the troll dudes. There's a lot to explore.Zack: I feel like I'm dying again, Steve.
Steve: Oh, no, man. That's not cool. What's wrong?
Zack: You, Steve. You are once again killing me. Goodbye folks!
Steve: We'll do more Changelings in the future!Zack: No we won't!
Steve: See you in an upcoming Changeling article.
Mass Effect: Andromeda turns its nose up at the original trilogy's rigid morality. It boasts a more nuanced and intellectually compelling shades-of-grey approach in which a heart icon pops up when it's time to tell an alien to take their clothes off.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.