Steve: This picture is way grosser than it seems like it should be.
Zack: Camel man and body mod Grimace are making me really glad that this is over with.
Steve: Aw, man, we barely touched the tip of the fun with Changeling.
Zack: This was more than enough.
Steve: We didn't get into all the rules about banality and seelie and unseelie and the fun types of fay like the troll dudes. There's a lot to explore.
Zack: I feel like I'm dying again, Steve.Steve: Oh, no, man. That's not cool. What's wrong?
Zack: You, Steve. You are once again killing me. Goodbye folks!
Steve: We'll do more Changelings in the future!
Zack: No we won't!Steve: See you in an upcoming Changeling article.
Zack: Noooo!
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