Steve: I'm not sure I understand what is happening in this picture, but I am sure it's awesome.
Zack: Export from Bryce 3D. Render lens flare. Paste elves. What's to understand?
Steve: What's the sphere?
Zack: It appears to be your common magical orb.Steve: I think they're summoning a cockatrice.
Zack: No way, the orb is showing them their future: they will travel to a place with more water on the Bryce slider.
Good day. We are Hester and Karl, and we are something rare. We are a couple ... of Stock Photo Lifestylists! Lifestylers? We lead a Stock Photo Lifestyle.
I want my bed to look like the health department is checking for bedbugs. I want to feel like it’s on an episode of Maury getting scanned for semen.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.