Steve: I'm not sure I understand what is happening in this picture, but I am sure it's awesome.
Zack: Export from Bryce 3D. Render lens flare. Paste elves. What's to understand?
Steve: What's the sphere?
Zack: It appears to be your common magical orb.Steve: I think they're summoning a cockatrice.
Zack: No way, the orb is showing them their future: they will travel to a place with more water on the Bryce slider.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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