Steve: I'm not sure I understand what is happening in this picture, but I am sure it's awesome.

Zack: Export from Bryce 3D. Render lens flare. Paste elves. What's to understand?

Steve: What's the sphere?

Zack: It appears to be your common magical orb.

Steve: I think they're summoning a cockatrice.

Zack: No way, the orb is showing them their future: they will travel to a place with more water on the Bryce slider.

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