Steve: I'm not sure I understand what is happening in this picture, but I am sure it's awesome.
Zack: Export from Bryce 3D. Render lens flare. Paste elves. What's to understand?
Steve: What's the sphere?
Zack: It appears to be your common magical orb.Steve: I think they're summoning a cockatrice.
Zack: No way, the orb is showing them their future: they will travel to a place with more water on the Bryce slider.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.