Steve: I'm not sure I understand what is happening in this picture, but I am sure it's awesome.
Zack: Export from Bryce 3D. Render lens flare. Paste elves. What's to understand?
Steve: What's the sphere?
Zack: It appears to be your common magical orb.Steve: I think they're summoning a cockatrice.
Zack: No way, the orb is showing them their future: they will travel to a place with more water on the Bryce slider.
They told us to stop playing videogames on a school night. If only we'd ignored them.
As a vicious predator, I find that I have a constant, overwhelming urge to lick apples out of a huge block of ice. It's only, natural, right?
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.