Steve: Meanwhile, back at the Holiday Inn, Left Eye is having some luck logging onto a local BBS. It's called The Gamer's Castle.
Zack: Left Eye is going to play a couple door games. Not trying to get up on the boards or anything, just trying to get her fix.
Steve: Somebody named Fireknight seems to be dominating all the games.
Zack: Fire is a powerful thing. Left Eye has always been drawn to it. But enough with the games. She is going to search for any electronics companies in East Chicago.
Steve: There is one called Cyber Computer.
Zack: That sounds like the name of an Internet Cafe in Nairobi, not a legit business.
Steve: Fine, it's called Data East.
Zack: How about Jaleco?
Zack: Temper, Steve.
Steve: You're undermining my storytelling.
Zack: Technically you're keeping.
Steve: That's exactly what I'm saying!
Zack: Okay, you're right, sorry. Left Eye will do a search of employees at the company.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.