Steve: Meanwhile, back at the Holiday Inn, Left Eye is having some luck logging onto a local BBS. It's called The Gamer's Castle.
Zack: Left Eye is going to play a couple door games. Not trying to get up on the boards or anything, just trying to get her fix.
Steve: Somebody named Fireknight seems to be dominating all the games.
Zack: Fire is a powerful thing. Left Eye has always been drawn to it. But enough with the games. She is going to search for any electronics companies in East Chicago.
Steve: There is one called Cyber Computer.
Zack: That sounds like the name of an Internet Cafe in Nairobi, not a legit business.
Steve: Fine, it's called Data East.
Zack: How about Jaleco?
Zack: Temper, Steve.
Steve: You're undermining my storytelling.
Zack: Technically you're keeping.
Steve: That's exactly what I'm saying!
Zack: Okay, you're right, sorry. Left Eye will do a search of employees at the company.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.