Steve: Meanwhile, back at the Holiday Inn, Left Eye is having some luck logging onto a local BBS. It's called The Gamer's Castle.
Zack: Left Eye is going to play a couple door games. Not trying to get up on the boards or anything, just trying to get her fix.
Steve: Somebody named Fireknight seems to be dominating all the games.
Zack: Fire is a powerful thing. Left Eye has always been drawn to it. But enough with the games. She is going to search for any electronics companies in East Chicago.
Steve: There is one called Cyber Computer.
Zack: That sounds like the name of an Internet Cafe in Nairobi, not a legit business.
Steve: Fine, it's called Data East.
Zack: How about Jaleco?
Zack: Temper, Steve.
Steve: You're undermining my storytelling.
Zack: Technically you're keeping.
Steve: That's exactly what I'm saying!
Zack: Okay, you're right, sorry. Left Eye will do a search of employees at the company.
Tucker Carlson's idiot brother just called New York mayor Bill de Blasio's spokeswoman a "LabiaFace."
Hey, have you guys ever seen a picture of a cat before? Well, guess what. It’s your lucky day, because I’m mixing the concept of a picture of my cat with the concept of the Internet!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.