Zack: There is a bustle of activity around the loading area. It's going to be hard to get Station inside unnoticed.
Steve: Is there a tarp in the back.
Zack: Why would there be a tarp in a catering truck?
Steve: I don't know, for like a big cake and they want to reveal it.
Zack: I have never seen a tarp over a cake.
Zack: But okay, I like this. Yes, there is a tarp big enough to cover Station. You'll have to cut eye holes in it or he'll constantly bump into stuff.
Steve: Get that tarp on him and start walking him into the debate.
Zack: There is a commotion out by the perimeter as the security is starting to react to the dead police. For now at least it just seems to be drawing Secret Service guys away from this area.
Steve: Perfect. Hustling Station inside.
Zack: You bump into a PA with a headset and a clipboard. "Hold on, where are you going with that? What is that?"
Zack: There's no cake planned.
Steve: Left Eye steps up. "I'm supposed to sing the national anthem."
Zack: He looks down at his clipboard. "You're Janet Jackson?"
Liberals want to mess with the rooms where we poo and pee. Unacceptable. We must protect our poo and pee.
More fake science from the mainstream scientists: Dr. Schrodinger claims cat is dead, but cat is alive and a dog.
These all just look like normal cats to me.
From what I understand, this genre is about getting eaten by crocodiles. I excel at this.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.