Zack: I think this West may be a little too weird and wild for me.
Steve: Firing energy beams out of their hands at a giant tentacle monster seems a little more Mutants & Masterminds than Deadlands.
Zack: The digital coloring on this one is the worst.
Steve: Speaking of the worst, didn't you have something you wanted to plug?
Zack: Thanks for the kind segue, Steve.
Zack: I have a new short piece of fiction available on Amazon. It's satirical sci-fi called Phrasebook. It's about a Chinese pilot who gets shot down over London and has to use a cheap English phrasebook to convince some kids to help him to safety, all while America is trying to liberate London. It's the first installment of a larger collection of military sci-fi called Outer Echelon.
Steve: Does this Chinese guy fight any skeletons?
Zack: Yes, although they are wrapped in meat at the time.
Steve: Everything is better wrapped in bacon.
Zack: It's not bacon. It's human meat.
Steve: Where can you even buy that?
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.