Zack: I think this West may be a little too weird and wild for me.
Steve: Firing energy beams out of their hands at a giant tentacle monster seems a little more Mutants & Masterminds than Deadlands.
Zack: The digital coloring on this one is the worst.
Steve: Speaking of the worst, didn't you have something you wanted to plug?
Zack: Thanks for the kind segue, Steve.
Zack: I have a new short piece of fiction available on Amazon. It's satirical sci-fi called Phrasebook. It's about a Chinese pilot who gets shot down over London and has to use a cheap English phrasebook to convince some kids to help him to safety, all while America is trying to liberate London. It's the first installment of a larger collection of military sci-fi called Outer Echelon.
Steve: Does this Chinese guy fight any skeletons?
Zack: Yes, although they are wrapped in meat at the time.
Steve: Everything is better wrapped in bacon.
Zack: It's not bacon. It's human meat.
Steve: Where can you even buy that?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
Jeff Foxworthy has awakened to the new flesh to tell some redneck jokes.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.