Zack: I think this West may be a little too weird and wild for me.
Steve: Firing energy beams out of their hands at a giant tentacle monster seems a little more Mutants & Masterminds than Deadlands.
Zack: The digital coloring on this one is the worst.
Steve: Speaking of the worst, didn't you have something you wanted to plug?
Zack: Thanks for the kind segue, Steve.
Zack: I have a new short piece of fiction available on Amazon. It's satirical sci-fi called Phrasebook. It's about a Chinese pilot who gets shot down over London and has to use a cheap English phrasebook to convince some kids to help him to safety, all while America is trying to liberate London. It's the first installment of a larger collection of military sci-fi called Outer Echelon.
Steve: Does this Chinese guy fight any skeletons?
Zack: Yes, although they are wrapped in meat at the time.
Steve: Everything is better wrapped in bacon.
Zack: It's not bacon. It's human meat.
Steve: Where can you even buy that?
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