Steve: Pokemon was way weirder in the 19th century.
Zack: I wish there was a company like Fatheadz that makes totem poles out of your favorite athletes.
Steve: I think that's Yao Ming in the middle there. Maybe Ron Artest on the bottom.
Zack: The cavalryman is cringing away from these racist depictions of athletes.
The fifth phase of the week is upon us. Shops close, bars open, and we are free from the Bosses once more. But They Who Were Before Time await our tribute...
Hungry? Try looking around for a little something called ASTRONAUT FOOD. Or you can hold out until you get to Pluto and look for some berries... if you want to starve to death!
We'd like to thank Mr. Elba for taking the time to make this possible.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.