Drow Volleyball by Katie
Steve: Katie rocked things hard with depiction of Drow leisure time.
Zack: If volleyball with a Beholder wasn't awesome enough, Katie turned out two other really great entries.
Steve: I am turned on and horrified at the same time. I haven't felt this way since they revealed those first pictures of Octomom.
Zack: If there's snakes on the field than play AUUUGH!
Steve: Katie, thank you for the cutest Beholder.
Zack: She's just trying to get by at Niho High School, but the new boy, Jin, isn't being very receptive to her flirting.
Steve: Maybe next time try her disintegrating gaze.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.