Mindflayer by Chris Brandt
Steve: Oh man, look at all those boobs!
Zack: Yes, if we were awarding First Place on boobs alone Chris Brandt would easily win, but we're not.
Steve: And yet, he wins anyway.
Zack: Chris Brandt wins the competition because he combined artistic skill with humor and with one of the things we asked people to do: imitate original D&D artwork:
Zack: Chris specifically parodies Bill Willingham and Erol Otus, two of the most famous and recognizable First Edition D&D artists.
Steve: I could totally imagine any of his pictures showing up in those early books where boobs were fair game.
Zack: We salute you, Christ Brandt, for excellence in the field of D&D artist imitation. Your themes were solid and your artwork was very bold and clear.
Steve: And all those boobs.
Obviously, the first thing necessary to getting back in shape is buying a bunch of expensive knick-knacks.
Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.