Mindflayer by Chris Brandt
Steve: Oh man, look at all those boobs!
Zack: Yes, if we were awarding First Place on boobs alone Chris Brandt would easily win, but we're not.
Steve: And yet, he wins anyway.
Zack: Chris Brandt wins the competition because he combined artistic skill with humor and with one of the things we asked people to do: imitate original D&D artwork:
Zack: Chris specifically parodies Bill Willingham and Erol Otus, two of the most famous and recognizable First Edition D&D artists.
Steve: I could totally imagine any of his pictures showing up in those early books where boobs were fair game.
Zack: We salute you, Christ Brandt, for excellence in the field of D&D artist imitation. Your themes were solid and your artwork was very bold and clear.
Steve: And all those boobs.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.