2nd Place

Marilith by cryptoflopsy

Zack: cryptoflopsy's image of a Marilith isn't funny, but it's great and it nails that late 2nd Edition D&D art feel.

Steve: I could totally see this being a full-page piece of art in a book.

Zack: I give serious props to cryptoflopsy on managing to capture butt cleavage and a sideboob on the same figure. Nice work, man.

Steve: He also did this rad picture of like a sexy bark-skinned tree woman. I think it's supposed to be a treeant. Environmentalists would probably have way more success if trees looked like this.

Zack: Also if trees fought back and crushed people to death and had spells.

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