Marilith by cryptoflopsy
Zack: cryptoflopsy's image of a Marilith isn't funny, but it's great and it nails that late 2nd Edition D&D art feel.Steve: I could totally see this being a full-page piece of art in a book.
Zack: I give serious props to cryptoflopsy on managing to capture butt cleavage and a sideboob on the same figure. Nice work, man.Steve: He also did this rad picture of like a sexy bark-skinned tree woman. I think it's supposed to be a treeant. Environmentalists would probably have way more success if trees looked like this.
Zack: Also if trees fought back and crushed people to death and had spells.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.